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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 1, 2004 18:38:05 GMT -5
Anyone feel free to post crappy poems here please. Nothing serious. Just for fun. ;D At least one person, so my crappy poems won't be so lonely. Here's one: Halloween Candy I've eaten too much candy Feel like I'm gonna burst My face is bloated and broken out I'm lookin like Fred Durst If I ever try to eat more candy I'd appreciate it if someone would say, "PUT THAT DOWN YOU GREEDY PIG" and snatch the bag away. Thank you. Lynn
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Post by Sunborn on Nov 2, 2004 8:54:11 GMT -5
LOL!!! good one Lynn i am just gonna post something so that you dont feel lonely... I pat a Cat it had no hat. I saw Cinderella with her umbrella. I took Snow White to a bull fight. I ate a Nemo tasted supremo. I talked to Bugs Bunny he wasn´t that funny. I cought Rambo dancing the mambo. I did all that while in my flat. And yes indeed I was asleep.
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 2, 2004 9:22:02 GMT -5
Thank you. Mmmmmm, Nemo Let's see, another one: I post on this forum way too much Talking bout Anthony, Flea and such I need to get real work done And only go on here for fun But instead I spend hours looking at pics Reading bout where the boys put their dicks They need to get to work on their album(cough cough) Instead of picking up models to get off I'll give credit where credit is due The hardest working man in the world is: Fru He puts out an album every other day Wish the other guys worked that way But I'm rambling now So I'm gonna go Since I started typing this John released 3 more cd's. Doh! Lynn
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Post by Swanflea on Nov 2, 2004 10:59:37 GMT -5
* Hehe, you're funny girls. I really wanted to write this, but I don't know what to write as a poem, so let's do like this is not a real post. Thanx *
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 2, 2004 13:35:00 GMT -5
Awww, thanks Cindy. Your spin face and bag head are good company. ;D Lynn
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Post by camelianhermitcrab on Nov 2, 2004 19:37:08 GMT -5
You guys rock!!! Here's a go, I was hungry. Please mr. Toaster ( y e s ) make me a bagel, make me a bagel so I can fan-nagel, my hunnngggger away, Please make me a bagel todaaaaayyyy.
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 3, 2004 12:57:56 GMT -5
Thank you CaMelianHermitCrab. I like bagels too. Nother crappy one just for fun: Bush stole the election Again this year He is no real president He can't even say 'nuc-le-ar' He sent lots of men and women Away to a war We ought to send him What else is he good for? Dress him in camoflauge Give him a gun Pat him on his square head Tell him, "go have fun" But he'd never go for that He'd say, "It's absurd" Truthfully speaking He's just a coward. On reading this he'd cry "Dick, don't let them" But "My name is Lynn And I approve this poem." Sorry. Yes I am still a bit pissed at the election outcome. It'll probably take me about 4 years to get over it. Lynn
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Post by Swanflea on Nov 4, 2004 7:20:14 GMT -5
Sorry. Yes I am still a bit pissed at the election outcome. It'll probably take me about 4 years to get over it. Lynn * My post still doesn't exist... *
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 4, 2004 9:00:26 GMT -5
* My post still doesn't exist... * Yes it does. Your post is a very short existential poem. Lynn
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Post by camelianhermitcrab on Nov 11, 2004 9:17:05 GMT -5
Boom diddy bop Boom diddy bop Rang a lang Rang a loo Zuup diddy dadda dadda Zoopity do Boom diddy wa wa Boom diddy do Boom diddy lick a stick And so did you ;D
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Post by Leni on Nov 11, 2004 9:28:43 GMT -5
Bush stole the election Again this year He is no real president He can't even say 'nuc-le-ar' He sent lots of men and women Away to a war We ought to send him What else is he good for? Dress him in camoflauge Give him a gun Pat him on his square head Tell him, "go have fun" But he'd never go for that He'd say, "It's absurd" Truthfully speaking He's just a coward. On reading this he'd cry "Dick, don't let them" But "My name is Lynn And I approve this poem." Sorry. Yes I am still a bit pissed at the election outcome. It'll probably take me about 4 years to get over it. Lynn I like that one. And the Halloween Candy one, too. Oh, and the one about the RHCP, too. You're good.
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 11, 2004 18:15:46 GMT -5
Awww, thanks Leni. You're too sweet.
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 11, 2004 18:17:08 GMT -5
Boom diddy bop Boom diddy bop Rang a lang Rang a loo Zuup diddy dadda dadda Zoopity do Boom diddy wa wa Boom diddy do Boom diddy lick a stick And so did you ;D I LOVE this one. It's like something Anthony would sing when he forgets the words to songs..
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 12, 2004 7:46:51 GMT -5
I feel like Alice You know, the one in Wonderland But no amount of Cheshire cats Or intoxicated caterpillars Could possibly save me now. So I'll just straighten out my dress And collect my indecent thoughts Take a picture of my shoes Climb out of this place where flowers talk And send it to you in the mail. You're in the wrong thread!!! This poem is neither crappy nor goofy! It's good dammit!!! ;D
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Post by Leni on Nov 12, 2004 8:09:21 GMT -5
Dammit.
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 12, 2004 16:46:41 GMT -5
I thought is was though... Sorry. Awww, sweety I didn't mean it in a bad way. I meant it was really good. Lynn
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 12, 2004 16:55:50 GMT -5
Michal sweety wrote a poem and posted it in this thread. "Crappy and Goofy" refers to words that wouldn't impress the dead. Mine fit well as do others who write utter crap. But Michal's poem was very good it's excellent in fact!!! I said it didn't fit here not to be mean, but to say.. "You're special, you've got talent kid You blow the rest away!!!" :-*Lynn
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Post by camelianhermitcrab on Nov 12, 2004 17:14:48 GMT -5
Michal sweety wrote a poem and posted it in this thread. "Crappy and Goofy" refers to words that wouldn't impress the dead. Mine fit well as do others who write utter crap. But Michal's poem was very good it's excellent in fact!!! I said it didn't fit here not to be mean, but to say.. "You're special, you've got talent kid You blow the rest away!!!" :-*Lynn i like your talent too.
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Post by camelianhermitcrab on Nov 12, 2004 22:10:50 GMT -5
Peanuts, popsciles, peanut brittle bread ... Icky is the rek-o-shaa in my head ... Melons, and lemons, and coconuts too ... How many monkeys in your zoo ... oodles of noodles and zuccini rolls ... It's just fun to say walla bangy zimadingy when dancing with trolls
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Post by HappyAsAPenis on Nov 13, 2004 16:38:35 GMT -5
The feeling is mutual.
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