Post by stratazie on Jun 5, 2006 17:53:14 GMT -5
I don't know totally if this is the right place to put this but whatever. Yesterday me and my friend were messing around and decided to write stories about RHCP which include the lyrics song titles and album names in their conversations. Yea just read for a laugh. Warning: It may be retarded
This is the first story:
Anthony Kiedis had just got high on some information that his girl Dani was singing songs to Flea underneath the marquee. Back and forth his body was jerking until he say an old lady and said "GOOD god girl!" He realized it was Ms. Aaron (my a.h teacher). When she screamed "A LOUSY BUM!!" "oh shit can you help me I was roadtrippin with my friends then-"
"Try not to whine! I warned you bout the girls from California" scolded Ms. Aaron. "I couldn't help it I met a girl named Dani California. She was my priestess and I was her priest." Anthony looked sad and said "But she was a runner, rebel, and a stunner. I knew today that I was gonna mourn her." Ms. Aaron looked pissed but sad and said "remember when I used to suck your kiss?" Anthony looked disturbed and said "thats far more shocking than anything I ever knew." Ms. Aaron then shook her head and said " By the way I have hepititas C" and walked off. Leaving Anthony under the bridge downtown.
Story 2:
Chad Smith and Anthony Kiedis were driving because they were trying to get lost anywhere in the USA. But their car broke down infront of the Stadium Arcadium. They decided to walk inside because their was a light on. When they walked in they saw Flea giving birth! Anthony smiled and said "is it a first born unicorn?" Flea smiled, then patted his belly and said "she was conceived on hard core soft porn."
"You are so my friend" said Anthony. Chad spoke up "I don't know what, when or why but your breaking the John by not inviting him here." Anthony frowned and said " think your so clever." Chad smiled "I am a man."
After Flea and Anthony told Chad to go get lost Chad decided to go to the bridge downtown. While Chad was walking a teenage bride with a baby inside was screaming "suck my kiss!" He found it hard to concentrate. Then a girl named Dani California told him "are you will Will Ferrell?" Chad got upset and said "kiss that dyke." Which was some lesbian playing Black Jack in a Pawn Shop.
Chad decided to go back to his friends at the Stadium Arcadium. When he had got back Flea had his first born unicorn named Californication. Anthony greeted Chad and said "Flea was just telling about his one hot minute with that kangaroo." Flea continued and said " we were covered in blood and candy sugar then we had sex and it was magic" Anthony asked "are you sure she wasn't a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?" Flea shook his head "No way her main thing was doing her uplift mofo party plan and her style was too freaky styley." John then entered the room and said " By the way I can't stop dancing to like a prayer and drinking our mother's milk"
This is the first story:
Anthony Kiedis had just got high on some information that his girl Dani was singing songs to Flea underneath the marquee. Back and forth his body was jerking until he say an old lady and said "GOOD god girl!" He realized it was Ms. Aaron (my a.h teacher). When she screamed "A LOUSY BUM!!" "oh shit can you help me I was roadtrippin with my friends then-"
"Try not to whine! I warned you bout the girls from California" scolded Ms. Aaron. "I couldn't help it I met a girl named Dani California. She was my priestess and I was her priest." Anthony looked sad and said "But she was a runner, rebel, and a stunner. I knew today that I was gonna mourn her." Ms. Aaron looked pissed but sad and said "remember when I used to suck your kiss?" Anthony looked disturbed and said "thats far more shocking than anything I ever knew." Ms. Aaron then shook her head and said " By the way I have hepititas C" and walked off. Leaving Anthony under the bridge downtown.
Story 2:
Chad Smith and Anthony Kiedis were driving because they were trying to get lost anywhere in the USA. But their car broke down infront of the Stadium Arcadium. They decided to walk inside because their was a light on. When they walked in they saw Flea giving birth! Anthony smiled and said "is it a first born unicorn?" Flea smiled, then patted his belly and said "she was conceived on hard core soft porn."
"You are so my friend" said Anthony. Chad spoke up "I don't know what, when or why but your breaking the John by not inviting him here." Anthony frowned and said " think your so clever." Chad smiled "I am a man."
After Flea and Anthony told Chad to go get lost Chad decided to go to the bridge downtown. While Chad was walking a teenage bride with a baby inside was screaming "suck my kiss!" He found it hard to concentrate. Then a girl named Dani California told him "are you will Will Ferrell?" Chad got upset and said "kiss that dyke." Which was some lesbian playing Black Jack in a Pawn Shop.
Chad decided to go back to his friends at the Stadium Arcadium. When he had got back Flea had his first born unicorn named Californication. Anthony greeted Chad and said "Flea was just telling about his one hot minute with that kangaroo." Flea continued and said " we were covered in blood and candy sugar then we had sex and it was magic" Anthony asked "are you sure she wasn't a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?" Flea shook his head "No way her main thing was doing her uplift mofo party plan and her style was too freaky styley." John then entered the room and said " By the way I can't stop dancing to like a prayer and drinking our mother's milk"